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cuídate kits
turtle power
cuídate kits
cuídate kits

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maybe we’ll summon substack energy some day…but for now you can expect once-a-season poetry and music meant to inspire you to pump the breaks and breathe easy when life gets 2fast2furious

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

— Dorothy Parker

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fine print, woof: the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA or any other authority. turtle power’s cuídate kits are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. not for sale to minors. smoking is not good for your health. all customers and users of our products, services, and this website agree to these terms and conditions.