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cuídate kits
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turtle power
cuídate kits
struby
about
cuídate kits
struby
about

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feel free to explore the substack for poetry… if you donate your email, you can expect maybe 3 annual love notes with goodies meant to inspire you to pump the breaks and breathe easy when life gets 2fast2furious

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

— Dorothy Parker

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fine print, woof: the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA or any other authority. turtle power’s cuídate kits are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. smoking is not good for your health. nothing here is for sale to minors (or for sale at all). anyone using our projects, products, services, and this website agree to these terms and conditions.